Lynati’s MiST of Invsi Xavier’s MiST of Goliath 116’s fanfic, “Obsession” (circa July-Aug 2002)
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“Gargoyles” and all of its original characters were created by Greg Weisman, and are owned by 
Disney.(too bad, eh?) No infringement of these copyrights is intended, and this is not authorized by the 
copyright holder. Well, I don’t own them and I’m not making any money off them, either, so lease don’t 
sue me. Besides, I have no money anyway, I’m in college. ART college.
 

Any characters within the MiSTed script are the property of IX9.

Nemesis and Cybele came from my brain; please leave them alone.

Author’s note: I’m going to skip writing an intro this time. After completing the actual MiSTing, I feel too ill to put the proper effort into thinking of a clever wrap-around plot. Suffice it to say I decided to do this MiST after the irony of IX9 MiSTing another author’s work damn near made my head explode. If you don’t understand why this is, be blessed that you live in such ignorance.

Obsession Misted! By Invsi Xavier.

Lynati: shouldn’t that read: “Obsession” Misted by Invsi Xavier? Or: “Obsession- Misted!” by Invsi Xavier …?

Cybele: I think it works well enough. Patience, Lynati, we’ll have more than enough material to work with all too soon, I fear.

Obsession Misted!

Nemesis: whoever by?

By Invsi Xavier (tjarred@hotmail.com)

Nemesis: I never would have guessed!

Comments welcome

Nemesis: Alright. I think we can find a few things to remark on…we’ll just leave them scattered throughout the fic, okay?

Author's Note: the characters depicted herein are mostly the property of the Folks at Disney, and are used here without their authorization. All other characters are the property of me. This is my second attemp at misting.

Cybele: It’s a bad sign when the MiSTer doesn’t bother to spell-check, isn’t it?

Lynati: He never spell-checked any of his other work, why should this be any different?

Note: I have tried to contact the author of Soul Mates

Lynati: Susie and Otto Collins?

about misting her fic. But,none of her e-mail addy’s work I just got a undeliverdelable message in my hotmail account. If the author is reading this mist please forgive me

Nemesis: Never ask for forgiveness when someone deserves it.

Lynati: why not?

Nemesis: quiet, freak.

I did try everyway possible to contact you. And If you are reading it and don’t like what you see please hit my addy and I’ll remove the story. Which to me was too good to pass up.

Lynati: that’s kind of rude, isn’t it? “I’ll take down the work if you like, but I think everyone needs to know how badly you suck.”

Nemesis: Funny thing is, you omit any mention of trying to contact Goliath 116 at all, which leads to audience into thinking you acquired HIS permission...and yet when we spoke to him earlier tonight about receiving permission to post this MiST MiST of his work, he was quite unaware that an original Mst3k had been done.

Lynati: In fact, he said he’d never even heard of you, Invsi.

The scene opens to the new and improved living room setting, which

Cybele: we’re offering to you at a 40% discount, if you call within the next twenty minutes.

has been upgraded by Serpiente. Unfortunately the vid screen and the couch have now being protected by twin doors.

Nemesis: Won’t that make it awfully hard to watch TV, and to sit down?

Lynati: I think heavy plastic covers would be more sensible.

While all the other rooms have been enlarged and upgraded to more high tech stuff. There also two lights sitting on the kitchen counter.

Cybele: Now THAT’S high-tech.

The room has been decorated with presidential decorations and such.

Nemesis: Just the heads of Carter, Clinton, and Washington’s wooden teeth mounted on the wall.

In the far corner of the room are three desks with some phones on top. At the time no one is in the room.

Lynati: It was break time for the volunteers of the MPT donation hotline.

A few seconds later some presidential music is being played and Sean Donovan walks on screen.

Lynati: Isn’t that the guy who played the lead character in “The Rock”??

Nemesis: That was Sean Connery, you moron.

Lynati: Be nice, or we’ll go back to the Watsonverse.

He is wearing a long sleeve red shirt, a tight white t-shirt, Carpenter pants and boots. His hair is styled into the usual ponytail.

Cybele: does putting you hair into a ponytail really count as “styling” it? Sure it’s technically a hairstyle, but does anyone ever go into a salon and ask for a ponytail?

"Hello, all everyone welcome back to the LROL." Says Sean as he smiles.

"LROL?"

Cybele: LOL?

says Celine as she walks on screen. Celine is wearing a white tanktop and blue jeans. Her brown hair is tied back with a red ribbon.

"Living room of love sweetie."

Lynati: Who’s Love Sweetie?

Nemesis: Cutie Honey?

Says Sean as he kisses her sweetly. He then returns his view back to the camera.

Cybele: That view is two days overdue. Your fine must be paid by May 15^th, or you won’t graduate.

” As you can see our creator took us off probation to mist so I guess we should be happy. While we were on probation Serpiente added a few MST3K elements in here."

Nemesis: yes, generally a MiST contains a few elements from MST3K…*rolls her eyes*

"As if you couldn't tell the reason why the room is decorated like this is because we are decide go with a presidential theme this time." Says Celine.

Nemesis: -dropping to her knees next to the desk.

"That's right!" says Akira as he walks on screen. Akira is wearing a red vest with a white shirt and blue jeans. Some sections of his brown hair are braided and red, white and blue beads strung through them. "Election day

Nemesis: Erection day? My god, who let the Galateans into office?

is getting closer and closer."

Cybele: Can’t be my sibs then. They’d make erection day every day.

"You know all this political things has given me an idea." Says Demona

Lynati (as Demona): painting you blue and white and then flogging you, after which I’ll run your body up flagpole.

as she walks on screen. Demona is wearing one of Vas's shirts and a pair of blue jeans.

"What do you mean by that?" says Akira as he looked at her.

Lynati (as Demona): It means I want to kill you and use your corpse as a morbid symbol of my patriotism.

"What my mate means is that she has decided to run for president of he LROL." Says Vas as he walks on screen. He is wearing a white shirt and a pair of cargo pants.

Sean then laughs. "You running for president of the LROL? That's a laugh!"

Lynati: Nice that you know what sound your making.

Nemesis: He was just explaining to the rest of the room what he was doing, as his laughter sounds- oddly enough- like the theme music to “Outlanders”.

Demona's eyes glow red. "Watch your tongue wolf or I'll rip it out!"

Cybele: Now there’s the Demona we’ve all grown to love and fear!

Nemesis: Demona’s first act as president of the LROL will be to move out, change the acronym to stand for “locked room of losers “, declare all inhabitants of the “LROL” to be a pest species, and then make it open season on hunting them.

Sean's eyes glowed blue as he stared at her. "If you wanna start something just bring it!"

As Demona and Sean struggle to get each other Akira notices the yellow light flashing.

Nemesis: They have a crappy fic warning light? Cool.

"Oops, we got commercial sign." Says Akira.

"We'll be right back." Says Vas as he hits the button.

Cybele: Which, unfortunately, turned out to be the self-destruct button…

Nemesis: You call that unfortunate?

(Commercials for Nike, Adias and The Truth.)

Lynati: Well, that was certainly both sucky and pointless. For a second there, I was hoping we’d get an old-style Saturday Night Live commercial, like for the paradox car. Or the breakfast gravel.

As we come back from commercial sign we see Celine standing in between the both of them.)

All (boredly): -naked.

"Now, hold on you two there will not bad any fighting in here. Besides I think Demona can't be president." Says Celine.

"What!?" says Demona and Vas at the same time.

Nemesis: Demona can do whatever the hell she wants.

"If I remember correctly doesn't Demona need a opponent?" Says Celine.

Nemesis: that doesn’t mean she can’t run. It just means she’ll win automatically, y’know, by default.

"She's right." Says Vas. "But, who would wanna run against Demona?"

Cybele: I bet Elisa would.

"I will!" says Sean.

"Que?" says Akira as he stared at him.

"Listen, I'm not going to let Demona rule the LROL. So, I'll run for Prez" says Sean.

Lynati: Demona rules anyway. (At least, that’s what I’m told by my friend with the eight-inch tattoo of her on his chest. Personally, I always thought she was a delusional psychotic bent on self-destruction, because deep down she knew the Wyvern massacre and the loss of her later clans were triggered by her own actions. The fact that she had good intentions and what she thought were their best interests at heart is moot; it still paved the way to the afterlife for all of them.)

"Now, wait a minuet."

Lynati: it’s rude to interrupt people while they are dancing.

Said Vas before the red light flashes. "Aw, crap Billy Bob Thorton is calling." Says Vas as he hits the button.

Lynati (as Vas, crying): He says our screenplay sucked!

Serpiente's Home in New Mexico

Cybele: No wonder, with a crappy title like that.

(Serpiente is sitting there on a chair with two fics in his hands and he is dressed like Uncle Sam.)

Nemesis: Stupid country symbol. They could have done far better than that.

Cybele: don’t knock Uncle Sam! He’s the U.S. symbol for ass-kicking!

Nemesis: I can’t believe they couldn’t come up with something cooler than an old man. Which next presidential candidate is more likely to accept a bribe to change it?

"Hold up you guys you can discuss your political choices later. I wanted to do a product exchange with you guys but since you just got off of probation I'll let I slide. But, as of right now you have a fic to mist." Says Serpiente

All: fine.

LROL

Lynati: ROTFL?? It wasn’t THAT funny.

The five quippers groan.

Cybele: They’re from Arequipa?

"So, what is it this time Serpiente?" says Vas.

New Mexico

Lynati: Yeah, New Mexico has always been a problem for me, too.

"It's a double header we have a fic by Goliath 116 and a fic by Krystiana Slinky." Says Serpiente.

LROL

"Well, what are the names of them?" says Demona.

New Mexico

Nemesis: I thought only gargoyles were named after places- not gargoyles fan-fics…

"Uhhhh, Goliath's is Obsession and Krystina's is Soul Mates. Oh, by the way Krystina's Fic does not come from this website but, from Emanon's fan fic archives. So, uhhh…enjoy!"

Lynati: is Emanon’s fic archive that much better quality than the GFS one? *makes mental not to check it out*

(I bet you think that last line was a typo, don’t you? –L )

Say Serpiente as he zaps the fics to them.

LROL

"WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!"

Lynati: No, you have fan-fics. He sent you scripts, not a sign.

everyone yells out as they all run through the pair of large steel doors that open up.

Nemesis and Cybele: *turn pleading eyes towards Lynati*

Lynati: No.

Door 6: It's a giant website window you then use the giant arrow icon to click on the x button to close it.

Door 5: It's a Brick wall. Vas freezes it and Demona breaks it.

Door 4: It's a castle gate surrounded by a moat. The gate falls and

misses your feet by inches.

Nemesis: …some site-gags just don’t work in the written genre.

Door 3: It's Al Gore.

Cybele: what should we do if Invsi gets upset about the MiSTs and calls us on the phone to complain?

You sneak away while he blabs on.

Cybele: Gotcha.

Door 2: It's a computer monitor. Everyone breaks it when they notice that

It's a PC product.

Door 1: It's a vault. The center ring swirls and the door swing open easily.

Cybele: *nods* I see their vault is much easier to get into than Mara’s is. …heh heh heh…

Lynati:You know, the likelihood of the DeathMiST coming out before 2005, and thus anyone getting the reference, is about 03%.

Everyone is surprised that the living room looks exactly the same.

Nemesis: Wait, wait- I thought it was supposed to be all new?

Lynati: Why would they be surprised that the room looked exactly the same as they left it? Were painters supposed to make a visit in the 10 seconds they were away?

Accept for

Lynati: EXCEPT

the much larger refrigerator and better bathrooms.

Nemesis: Maybe they were being delivered, and had to be signed for in order to receive them?

Demona and Vas chooses the loveseat while Celine and Sean sits on the couch, and Akira takes a single chair next to them.

Cybele: Try to stick to one tense, please.

Lynati: Although using proper conjugation might do the trick.

Obsession

by Goliath116 (Goliath116@aol.com)

Vas: Shouldn't that be Goliath 3:16?

Nemesis: I don’t get it.

Lynati: Maybe it’s biblical. Although I don’t recall there being a Book of Goliath.

Sean: What would that be?

Lynati: *shrugs* one of the psalms, maybe. I don’t go in for religion.

Akira: I just screwed Elisa?

Cybele: No, that’d be “6: 9”.

Obsession

Demona: (as Ck1 ad) Obsession for the gargess who wants more.

Cybele: *makes a face* gargess?

Lynati: It’s actually a quite common term in fanfic for female gargoyles. It gets a by. If anything should be ridiculed, it’s the idea of Demona imitating a CK1 ad.

Created& Written by Goliath116

This is my 9th fanfic piece, please let me know what you think,

thankyou. Please feel free to E-Mail me at Goliath116@aol.com

Lynati: *snaps her fingers* that’s his e-address! I’d lost it… *writes it down*

Cybele: You know him?

Lynati: Yeah, he was in the group I hung out with at the last two Gatherings. Cool guy. I’m not sure if I’ve read anything of his; my fanfic rating list is back in Missouri.

Warning: Mature Content

Demona: Good now

Nemesis: Hell, mature content is good anytime.

we want have

Nemesis (as Faith, from “Buffy”) : take.

to hear Sean’s whining about keeping it clean.

Sean: (growls)

Disclaimer: Disney owns the Gargoyles, I merley create theses stories for fun, for others to read, I do hope you enjoy reading these stories.

Fire is my creation

Cybele: But Prometheus was the first to give it to mankind. So he gets all the credit.

Celine: (as Frankenstein) Fire Bad!

Lynati (as Buffy) : Tree pretty.

All: WTF?

Nemesis: I guess they didn’t see that episode.

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Vas: Line up trooper’s time for inspection.

Roars filled the Evening Sky as the Clan awoke from their stone

hibernation, roars filled the night air.

Sean: So they roared twice?

Cybele: Apparently.

Akira: They must have Bad memories.

Lynati: Might have been an error during edits.

Celine: Watch the nitpicking!

Goliath turned to Hudson,

Lynati: Hudson is a “nitpicking” now?

Demona: --And gutted him like a fish.

Nemesis: No no. It should be Hudson gutting Goliath, and that riff should go at a time when it mentions Hudson’s sword.

"I am going on patrol old friend, since Elisa is on duty right now,"

Hudson nodded, Hudson and the Clan leapt down from their parapets, already talking about the special that was on the television tonight.Goliath uncaped his wings and leapt into the night, catching an updraft, Goliath headed north, he was gliding on the updraft,

Nemesis: umm…Lynati…this friend of yours…is the period button broken on their keyboard?

Lynati: I don’t think so. Look, there’s a period in the middle of that last sentence.

Nemesis: shouldn’t the period go at the end of a sentence?

Lynati: you would think so, wouldn’t you?

Cybele: @.@ All those commas are making me dizzy.

Vas: So he glided twice twice?! (snorts)

Lynati: you already used that riff.

Demona: Calm down Vas.

Nemesis: okay. *pulls out a syringe full of sedatives, and jabs it into Vas’s arm*

when a scream rang out.

Nemesis: Well, needles hurt.

Goliath looked down, spotted a van speeding along a secluded road.

Sean: Alright so he saw a screaming Van?

Lynati: *nods* Yeah, I can see how that riff works. It’s not very funny since the sentence is well-written enough that the audience themselves won’t think that the van is necessarily screaming…but it works.

Celine: (sighs) I see keeping you in line is not going to be easy.

Cybele: *sighs* you guys really suck at this, don’t you?

Akira: (smiles) It ain't our fault.

Goliath could hear the cries eminating from inside the boxed half of that van,

Nemesis: I bet a box that big would make a great toy for the kids…

Cybele: Which kids?

Lynati: any kids with imagination. Ask Calvin and Hobbes.

Goliath growled, caped his wings, landed on top of the van, Goliath raised a taloned hand and leaned over the drivers window, smashed through it.

Cybele: A perfectly good situation to make fun of a run-on sentence, and you pass it up? What kind of MiSTing crew are you?

Nemesis: Invsi’s kind, of course.

The man inside took one look at Goliath and screamed," What the Fuck is that??!!" The passenger took one look, opened the door, hits the ground and started running.

Nemesis: The author of the original version of this MiST took a walk last week to the local 7-11-

Vas: --Where he was hit by a speeding car instantly killing him.

Nemesis (feigned horror): You shouldn’t say such things about your author!

Demona: (as Driver) Dumb-ass you're supposed to wait until I stop the van before you run.

Goliath growled, reached inside the shattered window and grabbed the man and dragged him out of the window not so gently, he tossed the man onto the grassy hill they had just passed, the van slowly glided to a stop with no one driving and came to a rest on the curb.

Cybele: So the van had been speeding along at- what, five miles an hour?

Vas: The comma’s the comma’s.

Lynati: -are a type of punctuation which you seem to be unfamiliar with. As are exclamation points, apparently.

Cybele : What do you think of your author forcing you to do MiSTs?

Celine: (sings) This is the sentence that never ends.

Nemesis: Tell me about it. I’d almost prefer to be in jail to MiSTs. Lynati, if I kill someone,

Lynati: -I’ll start doing MiSTs every night, and make you the sole participant.

Nemesis: O.O *sets down Sasha*

Goliath leaped off the roof and ripped off the doors and looked inside, his eyes went wide with curiousity.

Sean: (as Goliath) Wow a van and It's all mine!

Lynati: *giggles* That’s pretty good. Only, the author said “with curiosity”, and your riff doesn’t sound like something a curious person would say.

Crouched in the back of the van, two bright eyes glowed back at him,

Nemesis: What is the sight of two eyes crouching, anyway?

Akira: (as Goliath) Please turn off your headlights.

Goliath frowned when he saw it was chained to the wall, Goliath reached in and broke the chains.

Akira: Man, Goliath must have some arm length.

Celine: Goliath has the incredible extend-o arm!

Lynati: *stares* you are making fun of Goliath’s reach, when most humans can easily reach the inside wall of a van when standing in its doorway? Why not make fun of the fact that the author has set up a scene in which a pair of eyeballs appear to be chained up?

"It's alright" Goliath said softly, "I will not harm you, please come out," Goliath extended his taloned hand into the darkness, the creature hesisitantly placed it hand in his,

Nemesis: Oooh, it has a hand, too!

Cybele: Which eye is it growing out of?

Vas: (as Goliath looking at the hand) Aaaah!

Goliath smiled "That's right..just a little further" he pulled the creatures hand

Nemesis: -further into his loincloth.

out with his own. Goliath gasped when the bright moonlight revealed the hand of the creature's whom he was holding, for it t'was not fingers that he had origionally thought he held, it t'was instead

Sean: --A hook

Nemesis: Hey Celine, what does your author deserve?

Celine: --A knife.

Vas: (As Cartman) No, a piece a celery.

Lynati: *giggles* Now, THAT was a funny riff in context of the bit you were working with.

Cybele: *hands Invsi a stalk of celery*

talons in which he held in his taloned hand instead.

Vas: You know somewhere that sentence repeats itself.

Celine: Cool it Vas.

Cybele (As Celine) : Shhh! You can’t riff that, our author does the same thing!

The figure raised it's head,looked at Goliath, then stepped of the

darkness, Goliath took a step back to allow the figure room to step out of the van, it stepped out slowly, yet gracefully, it raised it's head and smiled at him warmly. Goliath gasped, there standing before him was the most beautiful female Gargoyle that he had ever seen.

Sean&Vas: (looks at their respective mates)

Cybele: (wishing they looked as good as the new gargoyle)

--and how!

Celine&Demona: (blush and smile)

Nemesis (as Celine and Demona, still smiling): Guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight!

Akira: (grumbles)

Cybele (as Akira): so much for my weekly menage-a-toi.

The female Gargoyle realized that Goliath was staring intensely at her

Akira: Yeah, there called breasts Goliath can you say that?

Nemesis: *rolls her eyes* just insert the word “breasts”, and leave it at that.

Lynati: Because unless you do, the sentence itself does not insinuate that Goliath is looking at her breasts, and thus your riff is as lame as a three-legged dog.

And blushed, he could not seem to tear his eyes away from her, she was so stunning.

Upon further observation, Goliath estimated she was about 6' 0"tall,

her skin was red in color, she had white hair that cascaded down her

back,

Nemesis: *narrows her eyes* she doesn’t happen to have a beak, does she?

Goliath stared at her, unable to look away. The female stared

back at him with a flirtatious manner, her eyes slowly drifting up and down his body, Goliath blushed, and realized she was staring at him as well, he raised his eyes

Sean: How can someone raise there eyes?

Lynati: you obviously are unfamiliar with figurative language. “Raising one’s eyes” is a common metaphor-thingy for raising one’s GAZE, ie, the direction you are looking. Hmmm…I guess you were right about him staring at her tits, though. But the point you gain for that is lost because you used the word “there” instead of “their”.

Demona: (motherly) Oh, ain't these eyes so sweet cocchie-koo…aww you have gotten so big!

and looked at her eyes, his eyes drifting up and down his body.

Lynati: Eeew! Is THAT ever an image for a Stephen King novel.

Celine: Unfortunately they were staring her so hard that car drove by and hit him.

Cybele: “that” car?? What car?

Nemesis: And it can’t both have “drove by” AND “hit him”. Drove up and hit him perhaps, drove by and broadsided him in passing maybe…but “driving by” indicates that he passed him without incident. Unless it was a drive-by shooting.

Lynati: And didn’t the author describe the road as “secluded”, indicating that perhaps there were not many other cars likely to pass down it?

Akira: (makes the sound of screeching breaks)

Demona: (As Pissed off driver) Get outta the road nut job!

Goliath extended his taloned hand. "I am Goliath", the female Gargoyle

Lynati: *snicker* yeah, yeah, I know the quotation marks are just fine, but it’s still funny if you slip in a sentence break right there…

lowered her head and looked at Goliath's outstretched talons, she raised her head, then looked at Goliath, she stepped to him, wrapped her arms around him quickly, lowered her lips

Lynati: Now, correct me if I am wrong, but as she is six feet tall and Goliath is SEVEN feet tall, shouldn’t she have to raise her face and mouth in order to kiss him?

Cybele: Hey Vas, where’s Invsi Xavier right now?

Vas: Going down, next stop Goliath's Nether regions.

Cybele: *smirk*

to his and gave him a passionate kiss. Goliath opened his eyes wide, the female Gargoyle grinned, leaned in and whispered in his ear, "Thank you for saving me."

"T'was not a problem, Gargoyles Protect"

Sean: --There cookies.

Nemesis: THEIR cookies. Too bad, that one would have been funny otherwise.

Cybele: and Vas…what did you say when you learned of your author’s current whereabouts?

Vas: (groans) Not again!